The new frontier...

Cue the star trek music. Do you have the tune in your head? Excellent. You are now in the correct mind set to begin reading my blog. Expect this to be dry. Really dry. Like the Sahara desert, only without oasis's popping up everywhere for the heroes of unrealistic movies to drink from. Prepare to be bored out of your mind. If you haven't already navigated away from this page be foreworned - the material within this blog will drive you insane. I can now proceed with a clear conscience.